The Gospel according to St. Lubricius

Bored with the infighting in the leadership contest for the Party of Whateverness? Desperate for the next General Erection? 

Here, just for you, is a Party Political Broadcast.

We’re coming, we’re coming for you,
But don’t pay us any mind:
Just watch the wall, my darlings,
While we take you from behind.

David Harley